20 REASONS YOU SHOULDN’T DATE A YOUNGER GUY

Dating a younger guy could initially seem exciting. He’s superhot, at least 15% less body fat than your ex, and a jawline that makes you melt. He is basically that Twilight novel that you just gave your little cousin shit about liking, but you are still down. Until he opens his mouth, or invites you to his apartment with his four roommates who are playing video games and using the ground as a plate for pizza slices. Beware of a younger guy in order to avoid waking up without pepperoni slices stuck to your feet.

1.      They get intimidated easily. By anything. Like a scared puppy.

2.     Their standards of girls are iffy when it comes to dating girls their age. These girls will have bad highlights and think that dinosaurs still exist.

3.     Don’t you want someone who will praise you for your confidence and badass strength as opposed to wanting a younger, whiny girl chewing on a cocktail straw?

4.     They generally will go back to dating the younger whiny girl chewing on the cocktail straw, since she’s easier to get back than you are, and doesn’t prove a challenge.

5.     Or make them feel dumb, since she’s probably dumber.

6.     They don’t appreciate the value of a real women because he’s never been with one.

7.     Get ready for some college-age behavior. They will ask you to play beer pong and choose the worst action movie possible you let them choose at the theater.

8.    They will also be overly excited over lesbian scenes in these movies.

9.     They won’t get references from your generation – TV, movies, political stuff, books…wait, they don’t read, so no books at all.

10.They might have a nice and shiny penis, but most likely won’t know how to use it. practice makes perfect.

11.  They will do weird shit that makes you feel like their mom. And they secretly want it.

12. Cooking will feel more like babysitting and less of a romantic activity for two.

13. They have no idea how to do laundry or fold clothes.

14. You might honestly have to lay out their outfits for them.

15. Their idea of ‘clean’ dishes in the house is debatable. So much crustiness.

16. They require a lot of patience.

17. They will try to appease you by agreeing with everything you say and you might mistake it for sincerity… but they’re just doing it to impress you since they’re naïve and probably has no idea what you’re talking about.

18.If you’re looking for anything serious, it’s probably not the greatest call.

19. In the case, they might ditch you to run off to go “find themselves. In a random country.

20.     They don’t take initiative, which is kind of unsexy.